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prickvixen) wrote2004-05-12 10:36 pm
prickvixen) wrote2004-05-12 10:36 pm
back to offending christians
In bed last night, I was thinking, there's one vehicle that's never appeared in Grand Theft Auto or any of the other driving games that really needs to be in there...
The POPEMOBILE.
It would be a unique vehicle, of course. I figure there'd be a clue about it in the game somewhere, like a story in a newspaper or an announcement on a radio, and if you're in the right place at the right time on a particular day during the year, you can carjack the Popemobile.
The Pope would be in it, of course. He would smile and wave from the back, unaware of anything amiss, even when you park him in your garage.
The vehicle would have to be nearly indestructible, maybe with Gatling guns, but when it finally did explode, its occupant would ascend serenely to Heaven, or maybe just disappear in a twinkle of pixie dust.
The POPEMOBILE.
It would be a unique vehicle, of course. I figure there'd be a clue about it in the game somewhere, like a story in a newspaper or an announcement on a radio, and if you're in the right place at the right time on a particular day during the year, you can carjack the Popemobile.
The Pope would be in it, of course. He would smile and wave from the back, unaware of anything amiss, even when you park him in your garage.
The vehicle would have to be nearly indestructible, maybe with Gatling guns, but when it finally did explode, its occupant would ascend serenely to Heaven, or maybe just disappear in a twinkle of pixie dust.