(no subject)

(after reading this and this) Disgusted. Completely disgusted.

If I ever become a millionaire (which will never happen, of course, so I can make these promises), you mark my words, I'll still be wearing these $3 t-shirts you get at Michael's Arts & Crafts. When I'm not wearing rubber or PVC environmental suits.

AAAAGH

Rising water changing Utah's Great Salt Lake (CNN)

This is on CNN's home page under the 'More News' (formerly 'Top Stories,' until people started snickering) section. The water level in the Great Salt Lake fluctuates. That's the big story. Thank you, CNN, for being our favorite 'cartoon news' source.