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When

dv_girl and I were at the theater getting tickets for Hellboy 2, they were showing 'Journey To the Center of the Earth,' except on the marquee of the ticket booth it was 'Journey 2.'

"Journey 2: Don't Stop Believin'," I said.

Steve Perry is 'SNAKE.'

He's one bad mutha, who knows how to get the answers.

'Diablo. Where's Diablo?'
'Don't hurt me man!'

(I figure we can run this in a double feature with 'Shemale Yakuza Werevixens with Uzis,' the feature I started 'developing' this morning...)

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the feature I started 'developing' this morning

...in bed.

Nooo, I think I thought of it on the way to work, actually. You have no idea how difficult it is to masturbate on a bicycle.

Draw me a shemale yakuza werevixen with an uzi, Peggy!

Pfft. Just take the seat off and mount a dildo in its place.

Oh, like YOU

'Shemale Yakuza Werevixens with Uzis,' the feature I started 'developing' this morning

You'd better get that project off the ground fast, I've already started re-imagining it. It's practically a genre now.

Perhaps you could license it. :)

What kind of royalties scheme are we looking at? But I think you'll find it hard to find ground to defend a copyright on shemales, yakuza, werevixens or uzis, though maybe if properly persuaded a judge could rule that your combining of them constitutes a IP, hmm.

As opposed to constituting a federal offense?

So what sort of thing comes in the packs for the ~~dolls~~ action figures?

Well, Uzis, for starters...

'Shemale Yakuza Werevixens with Uzis,' the feature I started 'developing' this morning...

I find myself highly intrigued by your cause, and would like to contribute to your ~~cult~~ motion picture development programme.

Hypnotized, one might even say!

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