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[prickvixen]

Woke up at 8 pm with my tongue feeling like I'd engaged in two hours of intense cunnilingus followed by having it tugged out about eight inches from my head. Lacking menthol lozenges, and not wishing to gargle my medicated shampoo, I opted for drinking several glasses of Jagermeister. Old-time patent medicines had one thing right: booze makes everything better. This last is projected from my current activity, since I've only just started drinking. I also apparently look like Gary Numan, which is fine, since I also feel like Gary Numan.