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May. 27th, 2004 03:32 am| S | Shaggy |
| K | Kinky |
| P | Powerful |
| B | Brutal |
| L | Legendary |
| Z | Zippy |
| G | Goofy |
| N | Nerdy |
| Z | Zonked |
| X | X-BoxHueg |
| Y | Yum |
| G | Glitzy |
| K | Keen |
| K | Kinky |
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'a brine-induced rage'
May. 27th, 2004 03:49 amAnd you know what else? Nobody knows how to SNACK anymore!
It used to be you'd have salted peanuts, and olives, and cheese and crackers, and celery with cream cheese, and little sandwiches... and that's just a casual spread! Now you park yourself in front of the TV with three cans of Pringles and a 2-liter of Pepsi and that's it. Stuff yourself stupid on your tragic modern snacks. Bunch of savages! Put the chips in a bowl at least... try to walk upright like a human being.
And nobody knows how to drink anymore, either. Like nobody knows how to make a martini anymore. Gin, ice, you shake up and pour it in a glass. Not too hard. And after a hard day's work, just one martini will put you out like a light. But no, let's have our beer and eat it too, or better yet some alco-pop, to complete the whole modern American adult toddler lifestyle.
Make something of yourself... like this guy! When he was a kid, they said he'd never amount to anything. But first he got famous killing fake zombies, and now he's a king! I bet he puts his chips in a bowl...
It used to be you'd have salted peanuts, and olives, and cheese and crackers, and celery with cream cheese, and little sandwiches... and that's just a casual spread! Now you park yourself in front of the TV with three cans of Pringles and a 2-liter of Pepsi and that's it. Stuff yourself stupid on your tragic modern snacks. Bunch of savages! Put the chips in a bowl at least... try to walk upright like a human being.
And nobody knows how to drink anymore, either. Like nobody knows how to make a martini anymore. Gin, ice, you shake up and pour it in a glass. Not too hard. And after a hard day's work, just one martini will put you out like a light. But no, let's have our beer and eat it too, or better yet some alco-pop, to complete the whole modern American adult toddler lifestyle.
Make something of yourself... like this guy! When he was a kid, they said he'd never amount to anything. But first he got famous killing fake zombies, and now he's a king! I bet he puts his chips in a bowl...
ashy's judgment is harsh
May. 27th, 2004 05:22 amI just received my first spam reply. I mulled it over, shot some cyberdemons in the butt with a super shotgun, then banned them. It was fair warning. They knew I was into the martinis this morning.
I don't think the cyberdemons dig it when you shoot them in the butt.
I don't think the cyberdemons dig it when you shoot them in the butt.
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May. 27th, 2004 05:14 pmSome Nixon-Kissinger tapes have been released recently, and of course the media have chosen to focus on "Kissinger tape: Nixon too drunk to speak with British PM", which is amusing, but not really newsworthy.
Some other articles have also mentioned that these tapes tend to support the assertion that the US engineered or at least facilitated the 1973 coup in Chile, something Kissinger has been denying since. Kissinger is of course alive and well, and recently there's been a lot of heat coming down on him, with some people calling for him to be tried as a war criminal...
(thanks to![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
glenorglenda13 for reminding me of this story.)
Some other articles have also mentioned that these tapes tend to support the assertion that the US engineered or at least facilitated the 1973 coup in Chile, something Kissinger has been denying since. Kissinger is of course alive and well, and recently there's been a lot of heat coming down on him, with some people calling for him to be tried as a war criminal...
(thanks to
glenorglenda13 for reminding me of this story.)sendin one on out
May. 27th, 2004 05:38 pmLast night (read: this morning) before I slept, I drank a martini, played Doom 2, and listened to "some dumb cop gave me 2 tickets already" by the Beastie Boys about 15 times in a row before going to bed, hoping to give myself nightmares. I dreamed that an ex-boyfriend got part of his head shot off and died, and came back as an idiotic, shambling zombie, which sounds bad until you consider that he'd lost the ability to speak. I consider my mission accomplished.