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So am I part of the Satanic Rothschild Dynasty? It keeps popping up when I Google for my name. I hope so, because I could really use the cash. It would also add to my 'force of darkness' cred. I guess I should claim that I'm the physical embodiment of Ashtoreth, the abomination of the Zidonians, because if Jesus is the physical embodiment of God, that technically makes me the Antichrist, which I hear is quite noteworthy. And having my birth name and my adopted name continually pop up on Christian conspiracy sites is more than enough evidence for the sort of people who would take that seriously. So WATCH OUT!

doing hideous things to parrots

...there's no post here, I just wanted to see what that title would do.

obligatory google map post

( I'll spare you... )