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Some fun news from those crazed leftists at the BBC:

Iraqi insurgency 'undiminished'

Militants staging attacks in Iraq are as strong now as they were a year ago, [Gen Richard Myers, chairman of the joint chiefs of staff] has said.

US 'conceals high terror figures'

Data withheld from an annual report on terrorism by the US state department show a sharp increase in attacks in 2004, a top Democratic lawmaker [Henry Waxman] says.

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Today I stopped at a crosswalk in front of a retirement home, waiting for an elderly gentleman to cross the street.

Elderly Gentleman: "I think that's the first time a bicycle ever stopped for me!"
Ashy: "Well, I was the only one here, so I figured I'd better do it."
Elderly Gentleman: [chuckling] "Well, congratulations!"
Ashy: "Thanks!"

I continue on my way.

Ashy: "That conversation made no sense at all... good!"