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Yeah, so. The zombies. They don't seem to be able to figure out the stairs, which is interesting, and I don't have any first-floor windows. Also, everything is completely silent, so you can hear their feet on the pavement from way far away. Nice and quiet now. As if they could sneak up on me... I'm usually up all night anyway. So I've got about three months' worth of food and water, and I'm just going to wait until the living dead have either rotted away or desiccated enough that they can't move. You never see them gulping down water along with that human flesh, and they can't digest anything... they must have terrible bowel problems. I don't know why everyone thinks a zombie invasion would be difficult... this is a whole lot easier than job-hunting. Well, excuse me, but I have to go pick out my abandoned mansion now. Bye!