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As you know, much like Lyndon LaRouche, I am a perpetual candidate for president, or any other major office which involves servants preparing my favorite foods every day. But how, exactly, can one get Ashy's message across to the body politic, when I have no 'Joe the Plumber' or 'Tito the Builder' to be the embodiment of my sense of fundamental, no-nonsense American values?

I didn't have to think about it very long. Voters, I present to you Victor the Cleaner.