what I shall do with my millions

me: If only there were some way to stay on the dole permanently... It's a question that's plagued mankind since society began...
Sigil: (tsks and hugs you) We'll just have to win the lottery. :)
me: Some people do it by robbing and oppressing other people, becoming tycoons, politicians, respectable members of society... But I'm afraid I'm too moral for that.
me: (nods) I agree. :)
me: America's worst nightmare, a freak with millions of dollars.
Sigil: And I could live out my fantasy insulated RV roving. :>
me: Indeed. Though I may have to follow you in a private jet or something. :)
Sigil: *grin*
me: Not that I particularly care for flying, but I'd be busy doing horrible things. :)
Sigil: "for the novelty of having a hot shower and sleeping at a pitstop along a majestic mountain highway." n.n
me: Buy Las Vegas, demolish all the new hotels and replace them with replicas of the old gangster-controlled ones, including replica gangsters.
Sigil: (snickers)
me: I have no reason to go there now. All the good sleaze is gone. Now it's the same old sleaze we get everywhere. :)
Sigil: (kisses your cheek) prepackaged walmart sleaze. :)
me: Or I'd buy a half hour of network time like Ross Perot, and televise two kidnapped members of Congress battling to the death in a pit waist-deep in bourbon.
me: But can't we get beyond Thunderdome?