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prickvixen ([personal profile] prickvixen) wrote2004-07-28 02:07 am

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Thought of the day: don't just eat little specks of things you find on your desk, thinking they're food.

Also: Ted Kennedy is now nearly a perfect cube. When he reaches Platonic solid state, he will reveal the Democratic plan for all liberals to emigrate to Jupiter, after their bodies are transmogrified to withstand the increased gravity.

[identity profile] rechan.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
He also looks like he's about to explode.

[identity profile] prickvixen.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
The Cube-o-zation process is delicately balanced between explosion and implosion, Earthling.

[identity profile] eisenkreis.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
I NEVER SEE YOU ON AIM ANYMORE, YOU WANKER. ;_;

[identity profile] dasnarrenschiff.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 08:48 am (UTC)(link)
NEITHER DO I, YOU BIG... BIG... BIG... CRANKGOBBLER!

[identity profile] prickvixen.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 05:10 pm (UTC)(link)
That's because I'm too busy wanking!

[identity profile] avylin.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, god, yes, about the speck thing. Sometimes I go 'ooh! bread crumb!' or 'ooh! chocolate!' only to find that it is, in fact, a tiny piece of wood.

Once I just randomly plucked a little chunk off my desk and started nibbling it witout looking, thinking it was a crumb from, like, a muffin I'd just had. It turned out to be crunchy and tasteless. I think it was a bug, but, I didn't look too closely in between spitting it out in the trash and running off to scrub my mouth.

[identity profile] postrodent.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
So far I've had good luck with the specks, but you know, it's that personal background thing again.

[identity profile] martes.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 09:32 am (UTC)(link)
Ted Kennedy certainly has become more... interesting looking.. over the years. Jerry Lewis has also gotten really scary looking.

[identity profile] prickvixen.livejournal.com 2004-07-29 05:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Jerry Lewis has also started acting scary... his closet assholery is starting to leak out.

[identity profile] spotweld.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
Sounds like the dogma of a new offshoot sect of the scientologists.

[identity profile] turbinerocks.livejournal.com 2004-07-28 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
HAHAHAHAHA CUBE!