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doronjosama, I think you're right. I basically am Jack Fairy.

A list of foods which no longer interest me.

Anything mint-flavored
Anything lemon-flavored (with the possible exception of actual lemon juice)
Grapes or anything grape-flavored
Cherries or anything cherry-flavored
Oranges or anything orange-flavored (except Cointreau)
Most fruit-flavor combinations
Carrots
Hazelnuts or anything hazelnut-flavored
Milk chocolate
Any Hershey's or Nestle's candy (except for Reese's, which is starting to get old)
Ice cream
Flavored gelatin
Chewing gum or bubble gum
Graham crackers
Maple syrup
Most cookies and snack cakes (I will buy whatever's cheap to keep my sugar supply in order, but there's no love there)
Potato chips and most crunchy snacky-type things (except pretzels)
Muenster cheese
Ham
Lamb
Turkey
Shrimp (nearly there)
Beer of any kind

(Note: These are not foods I actively dislike, neither are they foods I refuse to eat. Most are foods which I once enjoyed but now do not appeal to me, which fall flat on my taste buds and do not call to me from the supermarket shelves. Why did I make this list? I noticed that I'm running out of things that I enjoy. This list is probably incomplete.)

special alert bulletin

In the New Ashy Order, it shall be illegal for journalists writing or referring to stories about dogs, cats or primates to use the phrases 'going to the dogs,' 'the cat's meow,' or 'goes ape,' or any variation thereof. Violators will be peeled clean of their mortal fundament.

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Also, 'doneness,' 'wellness,' and 'impactful' shall be declared non-words and driven back into whatever holes they wriggled out of.

That is all.