"god damn it, chuck norris cut me off in traffic"

So there I was in Michael's, listening to a fake Chuck Berry song about a department store mascot, when I saw that they'd shorted all the boxes of ornaments this year. The boxes were the same size, but the big ornaments had eight instead of nine, and the little ornaments had ten instead of twelve. Do they think people are too stupid to notice this? Oh wait, this is scrapbooking headquarters... never mind.