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Here's how I know I'm not human. What do you do with a mobile phone? What do you actually use it for? Is there really any conversation that you can't wait until you're at a land line to have? Is it really necessary to be able to get on the web while you're out? I don't understand how people can enthuse about these things. I'm already plagued with too many IT-based distractions. Do most people really shrivel up and die if they can't hear each other's voices immediately?