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• 16:02 @turbinedivinity 'union of a natural man and a natural woman' ...wait, so only Lou Rawls and Aretha Franklin can get married in Texas now? #

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"I might be jumping off the roof later in the day. I don't own a gun, so I can't do it that way, and if I use a knife I'll only become wrapped up in the entertainment of mutilating myself and forget to actually die."