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[prickvixen]

If I were to make a sex-filter, who would want in?





Well, surprise, I'm just going to go on talking about sex here anyway! I just want to know who has lustful thoughts about me. Go about your business. Yes, that business. Perverts.

Comments

Yes, that business.

[paka.livejournal.com]

Oh shit, you knew about that? What clued you in?

Re: Yes, that business.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Your sweaty palms, of course! At least I hope that's sweat...

[seritaph.livejournal.com]

....

I wasn't supposed to have them?

People never warn me about these things!

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

No one said you weren't supposed to have them. :)

[dumpsterskunk.livejournal.com]

Lurking on 4chan for cheap lulz? Oh, that business.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

It's not nice to tease the mentally handicapped, you know. :)

[rechan.livejournal.com]

I want in. I didn't even realize Ashy was so non-hideous that Ashy had sex!

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not sex exactly...

[rechan.livejournal.com]

And, that business is none of your business. It is between me, my barber, and the Thailand government.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

What about the State Department, and the Illuminati?

[morphyloon.livejournal.com]

The power of lust compells me to say Yes! :D

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

May the power of lust compel you!

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

The thought of your body and its... biological imperatives makes me dry heave, leave me out of it please.



Or . . . wait, is that someone else's body I'm thinking of. Please submit nude pictures to my e-mail address to get this cleared up.

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

/me runs away crying.

[krinndnz.livejournal.com]

I thought all of your filters were sexy filters.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

You are absolutely correct. However, this post is just a little joke based on pathia's post along similar lines. The response to hers was more or less "Jesus are you kidding, of course I want to read about your dirty dirty sex", and I thought I could play off of that. :)

[roricat.livejournal.com]

Yes. By law I am required to access as much classified information as possible.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Well, my sex life is hardly classified, if you know what I mean.

[amblinwiseass.livejournal.com]

This is me, raising my, er, hand.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

And what are you doing with your other hand?

[jirris-midvale.livejournal.com]

well, I do think you're a good looking individual.

Sure, why not!

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Why not indeed! One steaming order of SEX coming up!

[normanrafferty.livejournal.com]

Wait... there are people reading this journal who don't lust after you?

[ff00ff.livejournal.com]

I did for like a whole month till I saw a picture!

[momentrabbit.livejournal.com]

Ambiguous vixens in brocade. (shiver)

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

*licks lips* Now you're making me hot for me!

[chakatstreak.livejournal.com]

I'm a nosy, horny chakat, of course I'd want to be in on it. =^.~= Not needing to be on a filter is all the better!

[vulpesrex.livejournal.com]

With all due seriousness - I deeply regret that, when you and the entity now known as Shatterstripes were living in Glendale, that I didn't make a serious effort to get to know the two of you then (I lived in Burbank at the time). Although I doubted then that I would have fit in well with your collection of cool friends and acquaintances, your scribblings (and shatterstripes') have always been testament to, at the very least, what "interesting" people (and artists) you are.

Hell, yeah - include me in that group.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Are these the scribblings where we talk about eating bad pizza, or farting a lot? Or make up fake graphics for a taco restaurant which has an anus as a mascot? :) I'm flattered enough by your serious response that I feel obliged to give evidence of how non-cool Shatterstripes and I are... but yeah, we had a lot of free time to fill, and it could have been fun. :)

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

After the things we did in your living room last weekend?

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Well, there are some things you can do, and some things an ape can do!

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

*thinks about what she does with 45 minutes*

[turbinerocks.livejournal.com]

Me me me me me me! :D

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

Vote early and often!

[jonesybunny.livejournal.com]

I'm just curious.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

I'm not just curious, I'm strange. :)