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[prickvixen]

Has anyone ever heard of a 'Brown Cow'? Milk and Pepsi mixed together? I think I figured out how it was invented. Someone was thirsty and all they had in the fridge was the dregs of some flat Pepsi and some milk that was about to go bad, so they mixed it together and tried it; and having committed this act of bastardy, they convinced themselves it was good so they could live with themselves... this is what the Bible means about abominations.

God isn't talking about having sex with a goat, or masturbating with a clam, or something... he means stuff like mixing soda and milk, or wearing a vest with lots of pockets on it... you know, abominations.

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[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

I can eat gumbo, too! You'd better not tell me there was sausage in it, or I may have to disown you...

Is there any after-shave left?

[dv-girl.livejournal.com]

Oh no. It was vegetarian gumbo. It had spinach, mustard greens, collard greens, turnip greens, and cabbage. I used seitan, smoked tofu, and abalone mushrooms instead of meat.

There is enough Agwa left to power one frat-boy for at least 20 minutes.

[prickvixen.livejournal.com]

It still sounds pretty good...